WARNER CLUB

218472. Warner Personal LAV #61 See 1" #1021 or 3/4" #1023. Things you never see on the screen (Ladies who do not care to watch may put their fingers in their ears) Titles by: Pacific Title & Art Studio "This picture, not passed by the Code of and Board of Censorship, therefore carries no Decency Serial Number... So it's a case of every man for himself" "Burbank, California... Warner Bros., in a quiet, secret meeting conducted with notable decorum, decided to change their name to MIRACLE PICTURES... In order to fit their new slogan, "If it's a good picture it's a miracle." (Note business-like manner in which meeting is conducted." Hundreds of people in train yard food fight. "Jack L. Warner, youngest brother, makes stupendous impression on stockholders." Young black man in the top hatch of train car throws watermelon down onto policeman's head. "The only dissenting vote is that of supervisor Sam Bischoff who mutely nods disapproval." Donkey moving head back and forth. "Warren William, in his ill-gained finery, returns to Barbara Stanwyck in "The Secret Bride" and in tender tones renews vows which he never intends to keep. (soft music, Leo, pa-leez-a)" Blooper clip from movie. "Stamping of feet, whistling and hissing is not permitted in the gallery, please." "Leo Carillo and Harry Holman play the longest scene on record... in the picture "Caliente"..." Blooper clip from movie "Intimate scene of Director Lloyd Bacon praising the cast in 'Caliente'" Censored. "Pat O'Brien with Edward Everett Horton (off scene) (Note how Pat, the grand actor he is, keeps right on going)" Blooper clip from movie "In 'Oil For the Lamps of China' we show Pat O'Brien, as usual, giving one of his finest performances of the year..." Blooper clip from movie. "While on Stage Six we find Rudy Vallee doing a piece of 'acting' that makes the 'Stein Song' look like a third-handed shaving mug." Blooper clip. "(NOTE: At the conclusion of this scene the lights will be dimmed for two minutes to give the ladies an opportunity to compose themselves. The management also requests that during this scene, there will be no peanuts eaten in the gallery. Thank you.)" Blooper clip. "James Cagney, with the help of electricians, gives stellar performance in Midsummer Night's Dream. Buttoned up in a pair of tights, (constructed by Orry Kelly) Cagney, when rising, officially tells writer 'Never in my life have I gotten such a thrill' " Blooper clip "censored" "NOTICE! There is a receptacle at the end of your aisle. If you can't see....Please aim." "Grant Mitchell does superb scene, directed by Herr Dieterle, Hans Blake and sixty other 'assistants' off scene. (NOTE, with rain,of course, how 'wet' a performance Mitchell 'takes' " blooper clip "C. Aubrey Smith, as usual, talking to his wayward daughter, plays a scene that brings tears to the eyes of Tony Gaudio... (It being close to 5:30 P.M. Tony, in spite of the director, yells 'Test'... which means he's anxious to hurry home and cook one of those wop dinners)" blooper clip "While on the other hand, Johnny Arthur under the astute direction of Ray Enright in 'Traveling Saleslady' when he has trouble with the name 'Twitchell'..." blooper clip. 'censored' "And Allen Jenkins! Look, folks... he's doing it like a cornet player who's just watched somebody suck a lemon!" Blooper clip "and Hugh Herbert, in spite of his derby... gets a mouthful of nuts and talks like his tongue is going over a nutmeg grinder." blooper clip "A typical Buzz Berkeley number (calves and all) This number almost got the Decency seal... but wait!" blooper clip "Warren William... He's going to tear up the child and give back the papers... At least that's what he thought when this scene was being played. (Something with a little 'gug' in it for the underscoring, please, Leo.)" Blooper clip. "Kay Francis and George Brent play first perfect take... at least so Director of Shorts Ralph Staub, claims... While no statement from Joe Traub, his dialogue director, can be had... due to the fact Joe has taken the afternoon off to be tattooed." blooper clip "George Brent, in those there sleeping duds, doesn't do bad either." blooper clip "What more can you expect from Donald Woods... playing opposite Irene Dunne. Could you keep your blood down?" "delicious chewing gum may be had from the container on the seat directly in front of you...five cents per copy. (The management requests no bubbles be blown during the following scene played by Warren William.)" blooper clip. "We were told not to tell, but Glenda... 'thataway' about Riskin.... plays an intimate with Bert Roach and Bert conspicuously shows he is 'thataway' about Glenda." blooper clip " 'Dress' rehearsals are well under way for the new Buzz Berkeley production... 'Chocolate Milk Shake.' " topless African dancers clip "The girls are appearing in 'rehearsal dress' " C/U shot of the womens skirts. "Doctor Martin is requested to report to the cloak room immediately. His overcoat is leaking." "Bill Gargan and Joan Blondell play a scene which makes out new slogan possible. 'If it's a good picture it's a miracle' " blooper clip. "censored" "Dick Powell, wig and all, plays one of the most beautiful and touching scenes in 'Midsummer Night's Dream'... (Hand up that there pitch pipe, Leo... and give us plenty of those there strings.) " blooper clip "Jimmy Cagney, through a twenty day beard that looks like the hair on the belly of a chow puppy, gives us a performance in 'Midsummer Night's Dream' while the orchestra plays 'The Night That Nellie Molted' (the management requests that gentlemen remove their hats when kicking ladies into the foyer.)" blooper clip "Pardon us, folks! Joe Breen just entered. Quick, Jimmy - start your dance music - and everybody dances."